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I got home from 7th grade and like you. I immediately had to shit. And like you I found a box next to my trashcan and took a dooker for science... Well I didn't have ANYTHING to wipe with nor did I have a pool. Well I realized it was tomorrow's Friday, aaaaaand I don't need chocolate milk.... Yup I used a buck to clean the eye. Problem is as soon as I buttoned my pants I heard a truck pull into the driveway...

Any woman complaining about a guy adjusting himself, is a Karen! I find it rather sexy when my husband adjusts himself!

Why is it cool now to be high? Yeah they are both funny but why is it cool to be messed up now?

No idea why I would remember this , it was many , many.years ago.b Someone.asked a wife whose husband had a full beard , flowing, what it was like kissing him. She said it was like hiking thru a briar patch to get to a picnic.

I just love how they can be completely cracking up together 😂

I want one of those shirts, I like weird shit too 😂😊

i promise not to get crumbs on your head !!!!!!!!! HAPPY FU$%^#* FATHERS DAY MAN !!! YOU ROCK !!!

Josh, I hate to tell you, but this does not stop with sons and dads daughters. Also, challenge their mothers. I challenged mine at 12. I flew across the house, but I challenged her

Thanks for following all of us back on X this week, Twitter.. I was able to buy more yesterday, payday. Hope we all get rich together! Take my money $father!

If you close your eyes it’s sound like Josh is mimicking his son😂

Omg they sound exactly the same.

I went to puppetry of the penis in minneapolis in the early 2000s!😅

It was a great time

I love in northern Michigan and I prefer cold over to hot. Menopause might have something to do with it tho

Assu least you can get rid of Chlamydia

This is fuckin amazing

that nurse made me feel real big lmao

Roflmao

😅😂lol ❤️ Love you man

When was the moment that Josh realized that his son had surpassed him in maturity lol

No doubt, your the best comedian since Robin Wiliams. Maybe even funnier. Laughed til I cried on so many😂😂😂

i was at the second half of this show and got to meet josh outside the event while the cops took the guy away and he was super nice and very pleasant

I tried to fight my pops one time, the only time lol. Him being a marine, I really thought at 15 I could kick his ass lol. Needless to say, I did the best that I could, lol. He literally laughed at me. He said, "Go ahead, take the first shot." That's all I can remember, lol.

My dad had his “grandfather” name picked out before I was even pregnant, and I wasn’t trying (had cancer as a teenager and technically shouldn’t have been able to get pregnant)lol. He has always been really good at coming up with funny nicknames, my favourite was for one of the younger coppers at the station (he is a detective), he dubbed the poor kid “showbag” because he was worth 2c and full of shit 😂. So because of this particular talent he challenged himself to come up with something that at first glance you just think “cool haven’t heard that before but what ever,” but actually had a funny story, so he cane up with an acronym, “Gocy” ( pronounced Gock-ee) it stands for ‘grumpy old cunt’ (the ‘y’ is for flair because he thought it sounded better plus works well with Aussie nicknames) I don’t love it, but my kid doesn’t know what it means so I don’t chair that much, plus he is kind of a cunt soooo. I’ve decided if he asks, I’ll tell my son it means grumpy old cop, until he is in high school anyway, since it’s still accurate. I have to stop myself laughing every time I hear my 3yo son unknowingly call my dad a grumpy old cunt, especially when he yells his name out in public 😂.

Whether you were baking bread or playing with your dildo the yeast was definitely rising during Covid 😂

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That show still exists??

Its a chop and they dont stomp their feet to make the noise, the nosie is real hahaha...they really be chopping each other but that guy is not a professional wresler...hes just a guy who wrestles at you local gym 😂